CBS - Weekly Top Ten Contest *joke required*[no exp]

Enter here:
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/contest/

Unlimited unique entries.

One item per entry; in the event of duplicate entries among players, earliest received wins.

Try your hand at the comedy-writing craft in our weekly Top Ten Contest. If your joke makes our Top Ten, you'll win a LATE SHOW Online T-Shirt.

Rules:
http://www.cbs.com/info/user_services/pol_copyright.shtml#csc